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Some cardiologists practice evidence based medicine
and the evidence shows that you can't bill for a cath unless you do a cath.

- Senior resident explaining why a patient had coronary angiography.

How can you tell who has had an x-ray jacket last?

PA and Laterals in order by date. - Radiologist
PA's in order, Lateral's randomly placed in the back. - Internist
Everything out of order. - General Surgeon
No films. - Orthopod.



I've noticed that my Palm doesn't work
since I pulled it out of the bucket of water that I dropped it in.

-Attending asking for help with their pda.

CC: My wife made me come in.

- Every male patient under age 50 in my office.