

Some cardiologists practice evidence based medicine
and the evidence shows that you can't bill for
a cath unless you do a cath.
- Senior resident explaining why a patient had coronary angiography.
How can you tell who has had an x-ray jacket last?
PA and Laterals in order by date. - Radiologist
PA's in order, Lateral's randomly placed in the back. - Internist
Everything out of order. - General Surgeon
No films. - Orthopod.

I've noticed that my Palm doesn't work
since I pulled it out of the bucket of water that I dropped it in.
-Attending asking for help with their pda.
CC: My wife made me come in.
- Every male patient under age 50 in my office.
